Third basemen make tons of money
/On Monday, while you still cared about baseball, three guys who...should be playing third base, made a lot of money.
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/I've seen them.
I've seen your off-season plans, filled with free agent third baseman acquisitions.
Have no doubt I have tabulated these blasphemies against CONOR and taken them into account. Dreams of Chase Headley's defense, fantasies of Pablo Escobar panda hats with increased lining for 40-degree temperatures in June. Crackpots schemes of moving Hanley Ramirez to third.
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