White Sox Have Obvious All-Star Choices

Voting for this year's All-Star game in Minneapolis ended Thursday and on Sunday the rosters will be announced. Hopefully you have your typing fingers in good shape so that when Random Good Player X is left off the roster for Slightly Worse Player Y, you can decry the entire process on social media.

Luckily, for the White Sox, there shouldn't be a whole lot of drama regarding who does and does not make the team. Let's take a look at the obvious candidates.

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Oh, whatever: White Sox get obliterated in Oakland

Nick is always chiding me to write shorter and simpler recaps. If he had his way, we'd post: "Quintana was sharp, offense didn't help, Ventura's a dingus" and just update the links to the box score until someone complained.

But the reader, the customer deserves more for this game. They deserve more than "Carroll not sharp, offense didn't help, Ventura's a dingus" for this 11-0 late-night loss in Oakland that no one in their right mind watched all the way through. They deserve a wave of synonyms for painful aggressions acted upon them.

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