Jose Abreu, a fully-formed Lord of Dingers who first set foot on our shores in 2013, began cutting a terrifying path of carnage and ruination across the American countryside some few months afterward. He greeted the people of this nation in a shiny suit, but now tours major cities offering only the blinding flash of unearthly home run power. He has recently undertaken a campaign of rifling singles to all fields, but it is a lark. He shall return to the kill, soon.